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{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

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